i give up…

November 4, 2010

…trying to get a diaper over wrecking-ball baby’s butt ever, ever again.

Changing her diaper is a task that involves the same speed, agility, strength, coordination, and determination as, oh I don’t know, wrestling a steer to the ground.

There’s grunting, sweating, kicking, sheer determination and will, headlocks, flips, rolls, a race against the clock, and even flying poop. 

The only real difference, as far as I can tell, is my baby doesn’t have conveniently-placed horns to grab on to.

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