giving a whole new meaning to the term “3-round burst”

April 5, 2010

In the paintball world, “3-round burst” means with every trigger pull, 3 balls of paint are flying towards your head.

In baby world, “3-round burst” means don’t bother changing the baby’s diaper after 1 explosion–n0 matter how big the first crap seems and no matter how unlikely it seems that this little baby could possibly have anything else in those tiny intestines that needs to shoot out into her diaper–because at least 2 more explosions are on the way.


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